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tazzygal:

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

Reblogging for that comment - I can see the person jumping out of the seat at 700 MPH after that thing turns around…


cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: hatponytail)

Via zach attack stan

britney2007spears:

twink selfies be like

(Source: flavorgrave)


gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

Via eyebrow palace

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

Via LOHANTHONY

insectboy:

IM PEEING


inbalanced:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

Via AQ

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

Via

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

(Source: alexbam2006)


Via eyebrow palace



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