what

sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

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done:

with your shit

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

can someone please photoshop me with blue hair? thanks

image

thanks

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parkingstrange:

This is the greatest thing we’ve ever done as a couple, when we die please remember us by this.


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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

and i accidentally started going through your stuff

and i found your phone

it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

Via strangeparking

crunchier:

hey wanna make out? it’s for a friend

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crunchier:

*fails test* it’s a metaphor

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(Source: philosalena)




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