WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST
Reblogging for that comment - I can see the person jumping out of the seat at 700 MPH after that thing turns around…
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that
*wakes up from coma*
teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
its not important
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