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easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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Via sucks to suck

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes


jalexinwonderland:

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

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Via pizza ✌

viponsaturday:

Top10: Ways the country would be different If Britney Spears were President.


Via A-List

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

Via Hakuna Matata

koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

(Source: koalatea)

Via strangeparking

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

tonight is the first night since moving in to my flat that my boyfriend hasnt been here cause hes visiting family up north and it feels so bizarre like what do i do? i rely so much on him being here and watching tv together each night but no??? what the hell am i suppose to spend my time doing

im gonna sit and play mario kart naked and order pizza

Via definitely not porn

ronaldkn0x:

one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

(Source: tachibanamakotos)


1like1prayer:

when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

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Via pizza ✌

breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

(Source: realitytvbitch)


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